Darth Vader's blog

Check this blog out. The author has written a blog of events from Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi from Darth Vader's perspective. It is very well done and has many funny moments.

My favorites are:

Darth complaining about having to use contractors to finish the second Death Star on time...

A partial quote:

For instance, this morning I critiqued a tragically sub-par piece of workmanship on a tractor-beam repulsolift inversion assembly by snapping the neck of the site supervisor and throwing his limp corpse down a disused elevator shaft.

Imperial engineers would have snapped to crisp attention, of course, but all these civilian contractors did was give me was grief. "Oy, you do that again and I'll have the union on you!" barked one red-faced buffoon."

"It is vital that you enhance the inter-departmental syngergies of your operation," I said. And then I killed him.


The following blog entry details how the workers were rewarded with an Ewok bar-be-que dinner on Endor.